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nowyoukno:

elroidness:

harukami:

robowolves:

johannamasonjar:

henryisgod:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

fruitshateme:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

ya but ya titty out

rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.You would never know.

You would never know but NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

elroidness:

harukami:

robowolves:

johannamasonjar:

henryisgod:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

fruitshateme:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

ya but ya titty out

rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
You would never know.

You would never know but NowYouKno

(via allhailthetea)

makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

redlipsandpolkadotss:

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

So I told my brother this about a week ago and the other day I was in the kitchen and I couldn’t find something so I’m stomping around. He walks in the kitchen and just says “beep boop”, walks out, and I fucking lost it.

definitely works

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makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/
dekutree:

she thicc

pardonmewhileipanic:

applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

Except zombies happen when hell is full

Which in itself is not science so much as something near magic or possession, which works outside of normal lays of physics

Unless you’re talking about “the infected”, which are not the same as zombies, because there is usually a bad chem lab involved vs. hell overflowing, in which case science would break it down easier

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

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downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

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